Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Hey, wait a second...

You know what I just noticed? Nobody has ever commented on any of the posts on my blog... Yeah, well... fuck you too!

I guess it doesn't help that I rarely ever update it...

Friday, March 18, 2011

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

[11:03:07 PM] Heath F Gargit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOf3kYtwASo
[11:03:28 PM] Sil: how do you find this shit?
[11:04:39 PM] Heath F Gargit: That's a good question
[11:04:46 PM] Heath F Gargit: I remember this movie
[11:04:59 PM] Heath F Gargit: Where someone tries to throw a body in the ocean
[11:05:11 PM] Heath F Gargit: like, a dead body
[11:05:15 PM] Heath F Gargit: right
[11:05:22 PM] Heath F Gargit: but the body washed up on shore
[11:05:35 PM] Heath F Gargit: and someone found it
[11:05:54 PM] Heath F Gargit: and calls the cops and then this detective arrives to look at the body
[11:06:01 PM] Heath F Gargit: and he says something to the effect of
[11:06:27 PM] Heath F Gargit: "The ocean never hides your secrets, it will always wash he truth up to the shore"
[11:06:43 PM] Heath F Gargit: i like to think of myself
[11:07:08 PM] Heath F Gargit: as the person who finds the dead bodies washed ashore by the intergalactic ocean that is the internet
[11:07:14 PM] Sil: hahah
[11:07:27 PM] Sil: youre doing that job well
[11:07:43 PM] Heath F Gargit: Well, the internet never hides your secrets
[11:08:00 PM] Heath F Gargit: It will wash every secret shame you have onto the shore
[11:08:05 PM] Heath F Gargit: for everyone to see.
[11:08:21 PM] Sil: you need to FB that
[11:08:29 PM] Sil: facebook
[11:08:37 PM] Heath F Gargit: lol
[11:09:03 PM] Heath F Gargit: i think it was from an episode of Water Rats.
[11:09:17 PM] Heath F Gargit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_Rats_(TV_series)

Friday, December 31, 2010

Your 2011 Plans.

Dear Insolent Plebeians,

Do not look upon this new year as a fresh start. Do not rejoice as the bell tolls midnight. Do not look forward to a year full of merriment, nor advancement.

Instead take the brief opportunity that I will allow you to ensure your affairs are in order. Condition your mind for unfaltering subservience in my employ. Practice your false laughs to be deployed in moments where I bestow upon you my scathingly sarcastic humour.

For this is the year where I shall seize control! My armies shall march forth and conquer all territories, sparing none who do not pledge to serve the mighty Warlord Gargit! LOOK UPON MY TERRIBLE DICTATORSHIP AND DESPAIR!

Heath F Gargit.
Warlord in Command of the Royal Gargitian Army.